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Theater IV Betting Episode 1: Baited

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MICA pulls an epic jabait as Advanced becomes the zone with the support bonus, Matt is late to the party, Red says first IRL, and Ceia malds over Polarized Light x Theater.
First.
Fuck. Missed it.
Red ruined Beard. RIP.
Heck.
I have to interrupt for a minute guys. I need to get this out. THIS THEATER IS A MESS. Polar Ice Ligma overlapping with Theater is going to break everything beyond week 2. Matt might even make the top 5% because as we know, EN is not good at doing more than one thing at a time. This theater will be extremely unpredictable with the loss of players too early.
Can you find a single player who wanted this to happen compared to just having PL in May instead? I can't.
I am sure there is one.
That person could be among us right now.

sus

Oh for fuck's sake. I should have used a different word
zzzzzz...ugh...The question though....C voters....I am voting C. Fuck it.
I think actually C is going to become far less stable this time, as I suspect a lot of the voters we'll lose are dedicated C-chair.
There's also the concerns with A and B as well... As far as the past seasons of Theater on EN went, A has consistently pulled through with the amount of wins it bagged, and B is more or less a compromise between its chances of winning and the amount of points risked when voting for that choice. It was honestly surprising to me that C pulled through by a slight point margin over B last season because it won in a few later days where the points stakes are higher.
BUT CEIA....... PL on 27th....theater and PL at the same time...no....
Gonna be great, eh?
Does anyone have a story TLDR somewhere? I'm just gonna rush campaign day 1 until like 6 am or something and then only farm the 60 currency for 2 weeks and 6 days. and then do ranking in the last 12 hours of PL.
Anyway, back to Theater. I think that the first week will be easy to guess though AAABAAB or AAABBAA...that's my guess in advance. Pretty sure A will win day 1, as in every theater so i'm going A. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Hmmmmm, ok. *votes for C anyway*
Hold it right there, Sheele. You did not just say "as in every theater." Do you not remember the Great C Win?
Oops.
I will simply pick the correct region.
Just get it right.
It's about sending a message.
I am just gonna A-rknights it....I mean A-rmchair it...I am sick of thinking. Head EN, thoughts empty.
Maybe I should still vote based on Lee's A[REDACTED] or B[REDACTED].
Did the first magic number book I read show more A[REDACTED] or more B[REDACTED]. This could be a valid strategy again.
'tis a flawless system, if I do say so myself.
Stop, I feel you are giving Ari ideas now.
Hot.
Tie him up and make him beg for it

Now you'll see what you really meant by getting roped in...

Oops, I broke it.
Wait...why are people complaining about not getting the...supp...ort...bonus....
Damn it Hokor, you had one job.
I have not slept in 24 hours. Halp.

Go to bed. 

B-ed, of course. 

So C can win. 

Thank you. 

Fuck I actually laughed.

Become Funny

Conclusion

Do not forget to do BOTH of your runs if you haven't already, and send your drones. You can dump your materials after you vote today if you want. After you cast your vote, remember to do your daily CBT! Have any memes/propaganda? Share them with Matt on Twitter, Discord (Vote C Fairy in Girl's Frontline EN Official, Girl's Frontline Corner and Gamepress Community Discords), Reddit, or Email

Want to take a look at previous data? You can find Matt's charts for Theater 1, Theater 2 and Theater 3 here! 

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