Day 1 After Action Report
Unfortunately, Paragon, this means you must snap Ceia back into existence.
Okay. We will leave you.
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK...
W H A T!......
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS.
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE US SERIOUSLY.
Take a good look at the CT and Isomer participation rate, does it look like there's anything left of EN to destroy? Even Matt's scuffed as hell, NO KCCO - NO SF, NORMAL RUN FOUND ITSELF AT TOP 20%.
The Numbers...What Do They Mean?
Let's break this down.
Some key notes I want to drop.
- There are about 600 more Commanders (compared to Day One, Theater I)
- In EN, C never dropped below 30% (In Theater I. The only time it got close was Day 17, when it got to 30% won)
- Almost one thousand less drones were sent to C on Day One, versus in Theater I
- TWO AND A HALF THOUSAND MORE DRONES WERE SENT TO B......THAN IN THEATER I
- More than half of the CBT submissions reported Commanders Rushing B
That said, a C win this early is unheard of. EN is the first server, per available Data, to have a C win on Day 1. Being a very early win, I would not be shocked if EN does in fact become the first server to have multiple C wins by the time this Theater ends.
I am sure Hokor, EN's Discord intern-kun, who claims to have used EN Theater Data to actually place in the third percentile in CN is staring at us going ":OhYou'reEN:"
Although, I do not like the curveball EN threw this time.
Day 2 Discussion
Here are my predictions.
30% chance of winning
50% chance of winning
20% chance of winning
I am voting for Day 2.
|Who You||Vote C||Why no vote c|
|DiggusDBickus||A||I, DiggusDBickus, humbly submit, a toast, to the whole EN community, for successfully managing to CChair in the first day, so that they may break all laws of theater voting. Congratulations, EN. Enjoy your CChair.*sip* *lip smack* ah.|
|Ceia||A||Let's see whether EN will defy expectations again.|
|Destination||C||"ENlets! Scattered formation! Brainlets, we're outnumbered 3 to 1!""Then it is an even fight. All drones, scout Gates Of Hell! Burn their EN hides!"|
|DrParagon||A||C won, C is likely going to get a lot of votes now and then B is still going to get more votes than A because "hur dur more points woo"Anyway here's wonderwall,Today is gonna be the dayThat they're gonna throw it back to youBy now you should've somehowRealized what you gotta doI don't believe that anybodyFeels the way I do, about you nowBackbeat, the word was on the streetThat the fire in your heart is outI'm sure you've heard it all beforeBut you never really had a doubtI don't believe that anybodyFeels the way I do about you nowAnd all the roads we have to walk are windingAnd all the lights that lead us there are blindingThere are many things that IWould like to say to you but I don't know howBecause maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after all, you're my wonderwallToday was gonna be the dayBut they'll never throw it back to youBy now you should've somehowRealized what you're not to doI don't believe that anybodyFeels the way I do, about you nowAnd all the roads that lead you there are windingAnd all the lights that light the way are blindingThere are many things that IWould like to say to you but I don't know howI said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after all, you're my wonderwallI said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after all, you're my wonderwallI said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves meyou're gonna be the one that saves meyou're gonna be the one that saves me|
|Duck||A||Most B voters will either jump ship to C or stay on B expecting results to not repeat themselves, while C voters will probably stay on the C chair until it becomes a C coffin. A has a good chance of being ignored, and can pull off a win today.|
|DahBlount||B||ばかみたい...I see that EN learned... something from last Theater. In the end, it doesn't matter, as they will likely still fall prey to the mass hysteria of Newtonianism. Let me stay in B-ed, I will return to tradition later.|
|lego||B||because im testing a very secret strategy|
|DukeDisaster||B||Refer to panel for day 2|
|Coin||A||Option 4 in the Coinflip's Guide to Coinflipping.Honestly I'll start to be able to analyze today's data better but for now, listen. I was trying to be a bit smart with it, but it LOOKS like all the vote C shit turned people away. So they didn't, and I guess people saw B as the safe vote? Alright listen. Gimme 3 days to figure this out.|
|Matt||C||You know what. Fuck it for C|
|Hassium||C||Oh god I'm unironically voting C|
It appears as if the Panel - by a narrow margin - predicts an A victory for the second day of Theater II!
Don't forget to make sure you do both runs, send all available drones, and make sure you do your daily CBT submission!
Don't forget to also send me your propaganda on Twitter (@GandKTV) or on Discord (MatthewStarbuck#0187,
probably nicknamed Vote C Fairy, and it might be featured in the panel!