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SHRIMPY! WAKE UP! WE ARE MORE THAN 12 HOURS LATE! 

Oh. How many Paradrops did we have?
Lost count at 9....

Day 10 After Action Report

Eh fuck my life. 

Aren't you always fucked?

At least I voted C, and 50 isn't that much lower than 60. 

I don't know what to vote. I need a hand holding guide for scouting. 

My gamble did not pay off at all - typical. 

How is EN becoming this predictable? 

The A win today was pretty obvious desu. 

A chads winning right now, all's right with the universe. 

Vote A with me, it's time for it to get 4 wins in a row again. 

My coinflipping guide is in shambles right now...

Day 11 Discussion

What's the strategy for today? Do Core 3 again? 

Did I just get filtered?

Yeah, you weren't supposed to do Core 4 today. 

At least I didn't lose that many points. Less than 1k. 

Exactly how close are we to Core 8 unlocking again? 

If EN makes it to Core 6 tomorrow, 2 days. 

If EN doesn't, 3 or 4 days.

I wonder if I can run enough 10-4E to get 75 cores by the time Core 8 drops.

Why do you need 75 cores? Also that's only like 90 runs of 10-4E, you'll be fine. 

I... have very scuffed teams. 

Need to link my S.A.T. 8 for the Uhlan Team. 

Just get dupes of SAT for linking bro, it's that easy. 

How is everyone gonna vote the A-B toss up for today?

You know my vote. 

I was thinking of going B actually. 

B lost, so it probably won't lose again. 

Let's all vote B and die together if it loses. 

The panel was a mistake. 

I am going to lose every vote from now on, aren't I?
You can't lose more than I will. It's the law of the universe.

Title 1, Universal Code, Section 69

Desti shall receive the short end of the stick whenever applicable, except for when he's going to get fucked - that's where he gets the longest end. 

What do you say, M200?
-choose a;b;c
None. You are destined to lose.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Super SASS Mod is the best thing ever. 

So cute! But how does SASS have teleportation technology? 

Eldritch Super SASS is canon now. 

I bet that made some anons very happy. 

Unlike grape, SASS probably can kill Elite enemies too. 

Her skill 2's a single-target killer; SASS Mod can basically focus down any high priority target she manages to hit with consecutive sure-hit attacks, based on the number of stacks her skill 1 had before firing. 

What's the RoF on that? 

We don't know. Hopefully it's fast like NTWMod, but I think there's a good chance that they're going to fire at her normal ROF - that they're just enhanced autos. 

Either way, she'd be a welcome addition to anyone's team due to how important the perfect accuracy niche is. 

Results

Day 11 Prediction
Arkeyy A A
Lego B Not tired of winning
Maybe B pretend there's something funny here
Coin C Trust me.
Diggus B A man chooses, a brainlet obeys
Paragon B i have no money
Duke C I rolled my die, it was a really shit roll that landed on C. I rolled again in a better roll and it was still C.
Duck A all my homies hate B
Hassium B So I have determined that, no matter what I vote from here on out, I will vote wrong. My choices are cursed and my reasoning is terrible. So instead I will rig theater in favor of C, since everyone will dogpile A and I voted B. Glory to the C chair.
Matt C My Doggo would have wanted me to vote C.Today, I vote C. Rest in doggo treats, Morgan.
BLT A Pls
Blount A Let me vote A, I will return to tradition later
Destination B I hve Been mindBroken nd nnot think nymore
Ceia A AAAAAAA

Closing Remarks

I also want to address the elephant in the room. 

"WHY ARE YOU ALL LATE. I WAITED TO SEND MY DRONES AND I FORGOT TOO BECAUSE OF YOU AAAA PANEL BAD." 

To this, I respond. 

Dear angry EN reader:

Cleista and I both have lives of our own and shit happens. Yesterday, the day that this episode would have normally been done, we had to put down my childhood dog of about 14 years.  I had no motivation to even leave my room once work sent me home. Cleista said he would do the episode, but then his personal life swamped him and it fell through. 

I said I'd take over, but I didn't manage to finish it before I had to hit the hay. 

If I owed my body any more sleep I won't be able to effectively finish the other stuff I'm working on. Sorry about the delay; you can think of today as a double-feature. 

This panel is meant to be a fun outlet; I have done everything in my power to make sure it is enjoyable, to all walks of EN, by sharing memes, artwork, and other ENsight.

I have seen many people being very upset that life kicked Cleista and I in the shins, so today's Omake is dedicated to people roasting me and Cleista about being late - both times. I offered to host this panel because I thought it would be fun. But I find myself stuck in Schrodinger's Box. 

When I uploaded earlier in the day, people were upset. 

When we upload late, people are upset. 

When we miss an episode because shit really hit the personal life fan - yeah, I get it. It's annoying. But this panel should not be influencing your votes any. Vote based on what you want. Vote your conscience, as I hear people say a lot. Do not vote just because some group of friends in a Gamepress panel said they think C will win. Use your brains and have fun - it is just a game. Y u hef to b med.

I don't think people would mind an earlier upload though. Also weren't you graphing Theater 1 Dalao Panel predictions against EN to check its collective predictive ability? 

Shush, that's that and this is this. 

Well, we did technically already give away a pretty good heuristic betting technique in yesterday's episode. I wonder how many people picked up on it. 

If too many people do it then it's not gonna work anymore, genius. 

Even conservatively assuming that our viewers comprise 5% of EN's voting base, that's enough to change the outcome of close days. 

Then stay one step ahead and take that into account when betting. 

That's not very fair when you're the only one who knows how many people actually look at this panel. 

Let's just say 5% of EN is actually a pretty good guess if you assume most people don't vote based on what they see in here. 

Make sure you remember to do both runs, send all available drones, and send your daily CBT submission! As for investing in infrastructure... I think you know what to actually do by this point.

Don't forget to also send me your propaganda and your scouted zone and reason on Twitter (@GandKTV) or on Discord (MatthewStarbuck#0187, probably nicknamed Vote C Fairy. Who knows, it might just end up being featured in the panel!

Check back soon for Episode 12! 

Omake

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