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Theater II Betting Episode -1: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Article by MatthewStarbuck
Title Card for Ep Negative One of Theater II Panel
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Prologue

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*A record scratches and elevator music plays in the background*
Hi, I’m Matt...and I bet you wonder how I got here. So let me tell you the story.. all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just to sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the host of a panel of Dalao.
*flashback intensifies*
Imagine if we did a Theater Panel, and instead of it all being ENlets simping to Ceia it actually was just commentary and ENsight into EN’s brain.
That sounds based
It would basically end up being a Brainlet Panel by the time we are done because we all are the true microcosm for EN, a couple brainlets, a few people that the public think are dalaos but don’t really care to be dalaos, a fairy, and a drunken fool who is mega brainlet.
It could be a podcast style too, if we wanted to do something new. Stream theater runs maybe?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm in.
I could host the stream if we want.
Are you actually doing an EN Panel?
We were thinking about it, yes.
I will drop Dalao Panel for Brainlet Panel instead. I don't have as much time to do Panel this time around.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now EN can see what a true Brainlet looks like.
What if we asked Intern-kun to join :5head:
I can just see it now. Hokor would be like "Show me your shitposting License."
Hokor's shitposting license
I am going to base my votes on my exam grades.
Didn't Ceia do that...
I need a cigarette.
Wait...you smoke?
From time to ti...
MATTTTTTTTTTTT
ADD DEST IN HERE
MATTTTTTTT
MATTTTTTTT ADD THEM INNNNNNNNNNNNN
LETTTTTTT MEEEE INNNNNNNNNNN
*Destination enters the chat*
Jeeezz...it takes a minute. Life isn't like drinking. It takes a minute or two sometimes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I would say we invite Kira too, but Kira would cost us the ad revenue.
Kira
<evades the IRS
<evades Isomer Ranking
<Truly a great idea.
Kira is a good idea.
...
Click the ... to reveal the spoiler
DANG IT KIRA.
So what is this for again?
This is EN Brainlet Panel for Theater II to replace Dalao Panel which Cleista cancelled.
Can I get a more in-depth explanation?
I...Remember Theater I? We are doing a panel for the betting. You are apparently on that panel. That is...apparently...why you are here....apparently. Albeit, I do not remember when you were brought here.
Wait...what do you mean I am on the panel?!?! I don't remember doing so, but I don't mind either. Ok, I think my sleep deprived mind has caught up.
Someone had to do it.
*flashback ends*
That is basically the story about how Dalao Panel I was overthrown by some random ENlets. Don't forget to check back tomorrow as we introduce the new Panelists!
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Host of the Theater Betting :OhImEn: Panel :5head:

EN Theater Chart manager

Theater I


Theater II

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